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TOP 10 Funniest Lies Parents Actually Tell Their Kids

Being a parent is a very difficult job, and they just need a little chance to escape from the constant barrage of queries. But, Kids raise plenty of queries and the best way to answer is- LIE.

Parents lie to their children to protect them because they don’t always know the right answer and sometimes they are lazy. There are plenty of harmless white lies they tell their child to make them behave.
So, here is a list of the foremost common lies your folks told you and you as a kid believed.

10 Best Hilarious Lies Parents Tell Their Children That Will Make You LOL!

1. When we went to the store, my mom used to say, “every time you touch something a kitten dies”.

2. Eating carrots will give you night vision.

3. If you eat that watermelon seed, a tree will grow in your stomach.

4. If you pee in a POOL, there’s a special dye that may flip it red thus everyone is aware of.

5. My parent told me that people get only 10,000 words per month. If you reach the limit, you can’t physically speak till the new month begins. Anytime I used to be particularly talkative, parents would say, ‘Careful, you’re over 9,000 by now.’

6. “My Grandpa told me that there’s a tube connecting my belly button to my butt, which if I baffled my belly button my butt would fall off.

7. If you sneeze with your eyes open, they might fall out.

8. If you eat sufficient vegetables, your body makes them taste like candy.

9. My father always said that animals on the side of the road were just taking a nap because the road was warm.

10. The rumble strip on the highway are for the blind drivers.

So, kids (beware) Don’t believe them.